Time for Filthy's End of the Week News Wrap Up!!! Yeaaaahhhhh!
Sooooo it has been a pretty busy week m-kay............let me see what the f- happened now ya hear:
Let me start off with the important stuff-
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.
300 people get the shits after eating at Olive Garden http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061215/D8M1J5V80.html
Spicoli whacks one out into the salad bar http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html
Uber Twat Judith Regan given the pink slip "Judith Regan's employment with Harpercollins has been terminated effective immediately"
Bunches of cockney bints getting their peaches and cream in the UK http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236693,00.html
Whore #1 being replaced by Whore #2 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236688,00.html
NYC Transit workers re-elect douche bag to lead them http://ny1news.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=1&aid=65116
White Trash Queen Britney Spears shows off her dangling squid http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21252543.shtml
Rambus still being boned in the ass by a corrupt scumbag Judge Payne http://islamotardmania.blogspot.com/2006/12/rambus-something-smells-in-virginia.html
According to the KINKS website, Father Christmas can now be picked up on I-tunes http://kinks.it.rit.edu/news-rumors.php
ohhhhh now here we go, breaking news! American Pie Star will not be charged for telling bim that she will fuck her dog. http://1010wins.com/pages/148562.php?contentType=4&contentId=259272
The complaint said Lyonne banged on the female neighbor's door, entered the apartment, ripped a mirror off the wall, picked up the woman's pooch and said, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog.'' No one says they are going to "molest" your dog. She was going to fuck it. I am pretty damn sure of it.