Monday, December 04, 2006

MAJOR NEWS!! TACO BELL CAUSES VIOLENT EXPULSION OF FEKUS OUR YER ANUUUUS!

I file this one under duhhhhhhhhhh.


CBS/AP) TRENTON, N.J. At least 14 people in two counties on Long Island have been affected by the recent E. coli outbreak that was first reported in central New Jersey. Officials say three people in Nassau County and 11 people in Suffolk County are being treated in the outbreak, though there is no confirmation yet as to whether the outbreak in New Jersey and the one in New York are related.


Anyone who eats Taco Smell knows before they walk in there that they are going to shit themselves purple. You just know it. Kind of like White Castle. Hell, I shit my pants just thinking about eating that mess. Feeling it bubble up as I type.

Ever eat Taco Hell? If you look at it, it looks like feces. It pretty much smells like feces. Tastes like feces and is prepared by a bunch of savages who no doubt, are covered in feces.

If you eat there, and you fire massive liquid hot magma out yer A................... just say these three simple words.

DEE DEE DEE.

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