Tuesday, December 05, 2006

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT..........TACO BELL CAUSES PLANE TO MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING


I thought my wife's farts reeeked: This broads brown air set off alerts!

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, (NASTY ASS FARTS BABY) Lowrance said.

The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition. Yeah.

Called I-justatetacobellandshitmypantalotfullus.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane."American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

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