Sunday, December 24, 2006

The 12th Imam will pop out the well, put a bra on and smite the enemies of Islam.

Iran's hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the Security Council would regret voting in favor for the sanctions, saying he was sorry the West lost its chance to make amends with Iran.

Uhhhhhh, we be not the ones getting our shizzle restricted beardo-

The six countries trying to get Iran to curb its nuclear program — Britain, France, Germany Russia, China and the United States — offered Tehran a package of economic and political incentives if it agreed to suspend uranium enrichment. But Iran refused and rejected an Aug. 31 council deadline to freeze enrichment.

Ivan and the Chinks however have made sanctions all but like being smacked with an undercooked bit of ZITI. Serve the brutes right when Iran has an accident and pollutes southern russia with glowing bits.

Merry Christmas New York Compliments of Alan Hevesi

Buffalo, NY (WBEN/AP) - State Comptroller Alan Hevesi today is ending his 35-year career in public service with his resignation and agreement to plead guilty to a felony. The act ends the investigation into his use of up to four state employees as drivers and companions for his wife.

Steal money from the people of New York, lie about it, run for re-election and then quit.

What does he get?

Hevesi will retire to a six-figure public pension. New York's payroll and pension systems will be watched over by a longtime deputy.

And the degenerate dems led by Elliot "never paid realestate taxes ever" Spitzer allowed this piece of shit to run for the office anyway knowing that this was hanging over his head.

Dear Lord, This Christmas I would like for you to deliver on to the following Dems a painful wound to each of their dainty corrupt bung holes:

Hillary Clinton
Alan Hevesi
Al Sharpton
Jessie Jackson
Elliot Spitzer
Bill Clinton
Dick Turbin
Nancy "the smelly twat" Pelosi
John "hero" Kerry
Ted "killer" Kennedy
Barak Hussain Obama
Rosie O'donnel. (Oh Lord.... Make her cooch fall off and have a dog run off with it)

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Rambus: Something Smells in Virginia

Evidently, McGuire Woods, a very influential Virginia law firm, was hired by Siemens (former parent company of Infineon). Intriguingly, Honorable Judge Robert Payne was a partner of McGuire Woods for 21 years.

Can you say Conflict of Interest?

Even more intriguing, German police recently raided 30 offices of Siemens as well as homes belonging to some of its top managers in a massive embezzlement investigation. Rumors are now circulating about whether Siemens overpaid for property owned by Judge Payne. Goodness, why would Siemens buy property from Judge Payne well above the market price?

How about this:

Infineon litigation, well documented on the web, where Judge Payne iswidely denounced as a bribed, corrupt "on the take Jake". Infineonhired as their lawyers, Judge Payne's "good ol' boy" friends at theRichmond, Virginia law firm of McGuire Woods, where Judge Paynehimself worked from 1971 to 1992, and where Judge Payne maintains tiesand friendships. Judge Payne's conduct in this case is pure farce,issuing multiple absurd rulings against Rambus that are regularlyoverturned. --Excerpt from a letter sent to the Judicial Conduct and Disability Act Study Committee"Rehnquist Judicial Ethics Panel.

“There is Judge Payne's misconduct in the Rambus -Infineon litigation, well documented on the web, where Judge Payne iswidely denounced as a bribed, corrupt "on the take Jake". Infineonhired as their lawyers, Judge Payne's "good ol' boy" friends at theRichmond, Virginia law firm of McGuire Woods, where Judge Paynehimself worked from 1971 to 1992, and where Judge Payne maintains tiesand friendships. Judge Payne's conduct in this case is pure farce,issuing multiple absurd rulings against Rambus that are regularlyoverturned.

--Excerpt from a letter sent to the Judicial Conduct and Disability Act Study Committee"Rehnquist Judicial Ethics Panel"

Not sure what the big stink is regarding Britney Spears Crotch

Here is a link to the pic- I must warn you, it ain't pretty. Looks like she has a catfish in a scissor hold

Nasty. This broad has had 2 kids in the last what..............18 months? Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Time for Filthy's End of the Week News Wrap Up!!! Yeaaaahhhhh!

Sooooo it has been a pretty busy week m-kay............let me see what the f- happened now ya hear:

Let me start off with the important stuff-

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of "American Pie" accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday.

300 people get the shits after eating at Olive Garden

Spicoli whacks one out into the salad bar

Uber Twat Judith Regan given the pink slip "Judith Regan's employment with Harpercollins has been terminated effective immediately"

Bunches of cockney bints getting their peaches and cream in the UK,2933,236693,00.html

Whore #1 being replaced by Whore #2,2933,236688,00.html

NYC Transit workers re-elect douche bag to lead them

White Trash Queen Britney Spears shows off her dangling squid

Rambus still being boned in the ass by a corrupt scumbag Judge Payne

According to the KINKS website, Father Christmas can now be picked up on I-tunes

ohhhhh now here we go, breaking news! American Pie Star will not be charged for telling bim that she will fuck her dog.

The complaint said Lyonne banged on the female neighbor's door, entered the apartment, ripped a mirror off the wall, picked up the woman's pooch and said, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog.'' No one says they are going to "molest" your dog. She was going to fuck it. I am pretty damn sure of it.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

What they fail to mention is that they also caught him masturbating furiously to a film on goats.

Time to go baby:

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran, who flaunts his ideological fervour, has been accused of undermining Iran's Islamic revolution after television footage appeared to show him watching a female song and dance show.
The famously austere Mr Ahmadinejad has been criticised by his own allies after attending the lavish opening ceremony of the Asian games in Qatar, a sporting competition involving 13,000 athletes from 39 countries. The ceremony featured Indian and Egyptian dancers and female vocalists. Many were not wearing veils.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Some things just ain't right. Thats all I'm sayin.


I thought my wife's farts reeeked: This broads brown air set off alerts!

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, (NASTY ASS FARTS BABY) Lowrance said.

The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition. Yeah.

Called I-justatetacobellandshitmypantalotfullus.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane."American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

Monday, December 04, 2006


I file this one under duhhhhhhhhhh.

CBS/AP) TRENTON, N.J. At least 14 people in two counties on Long Island have been affected by the recent E. coli outbreak that was first reported in central New Jersey. Officials say three people in Nassau County and 11 people in Suffolk County are being treated in the outbreak, though there is no confirmation yet as to whether the outbreak in New Jersey and the one in New York are related.

Anyone who eats Taco Smell knows before they walk in there that they are going to shit themselves purple. You just know it. Kind of like White Castle. Hell, I shit my pants just thinking about eating that mess. Feeling it bubble up as I type.

Ever eat Taco Hell? If you look at it, it looks like feces. It pretty much smells like feces. Tastes like feces and is prepared by a bunch of savages who no doubt, are covered in feces.

If you eat there, and you fire massive liquid hot magma out yer A................... just say these three simple words.


Saturday, December 02, 2006

Obama Mama must have a Geee-gantic Cock to be Pokin round Hillary's Territorahh

Obama Mama has been struttin round Primary States like a Playa with a case of Crystal in the trunk. Don't he know that Hillary will have him put down? Is he Stupit or sumthin? Does he think that it be his Birf-day or sumthin Helloooo!

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Alls I gots tah say is, that boy must have a giant cock to be frontin Hillary like dat YO.


Friday, December 01, 2006

Wha Wha Wha Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

You freak out, call some gutter trash who is messing with your act a "nigger" and you have to whip out your wallet. Nice.

Michael Richards would like to apologize in person to the gentleman with whom he had the exchange in the club," says the joint statement from PR agent Howard Rubenstein and lawyer Gloria Allred, who is representing the African American audience member Richards yelled at and three other black men who were with him that night.

What a crock of shit this is. Oh and I bet some ass says "let the healing begin"

Douch bags.

A cash settlement could be part of the resolution, said Rubenstein

You knew that was coming. Sorry ain't never enough.

I think I am going to sue Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock for all their HATE CRACKER Jokes.

Nancy the Twat Pelosi and her merry band of loonie libs to nix missile defense

The pajama mamas done diddly say dat:

Democratic leaders are poised to gut America’s missile defense - at the same time North Korea and Iran are testing long-range missiles that can strike the U.S. and its allies, including Israel, Japan and Britain.
Meanwhile, sources inside the missile-defense community tell Pajamas Media that the Bush administration is planning to ask Congress to begin funding development of an “orbital battle station.”
With these key developments, 2007 is set to be the biggest battle of space-based weapons since President Reagan proposed “Star Wars” in 1983.
The incoming chairman of the Senate’s Armed Services Committee is Carl Levin. Levin, a Michigan Democrat, has long been a foe of missile defense. In 1980s, he worried that President Reagan’s Strategic Defense Initiative — which aimed to develop technology to destroy Soviet missiles during all phases of flight — was “destabilizing.”
Today Sen. Levin sings the same tune in a different key. “They’ve not done the operational testing yet that is convincing,” said Senator Levin during a post-election press conference. He was referring to the Ground based Missile Defense [GMD] system being installed in Alaska and California, to defend against North Korean missiles. He added that he favors stalling purchases of interceptor missiles - vital for missile defense — until after testing is complete.
In short, Sen. Levin and other longtime opponents of missile defense plan to use “testing” - set to an unrealistically high level - to stop missile defense.

Well, the Voters get what they deserve on this. You put a loonie bunch of pussy libs in power and what the F do you expect them to do eh?