PARIS (AP) - The French defense ministry on Saturday called for an internal investigation of the leak of an intelligence document that raises the possibility that Osama bin Laden may have died of typhoid in Pakistan a month ago but said the report of the death remained unverified.
"The information defused this morning by the l'Est Republicain newspaper concerning the possible death of Osama bin Laden cannot be confirmed," a Defense Ministry statement said.
Typhoid? Osama? Crock of shit. The French can cure that. They would have gotten him the meds he needed and fixed that right up.
"This is not a rumor," says the source. "He is very ill. He got a water-related sickness and it could be terminal. There are a lot of serious facts about things that have actually happened. There is a lot to it. But we don't have any concrete information to say that he is dead."
Now this seems a little odd to me. The Frogs have a history of stashing the worlds ex-beastie leaders. I bet they knew that GI Joe was about to grease this beardo and in exchange for AQ not attacking Froggies interests, the Frogs agree to stash Osamamamamabama after "leaking" OUI IT IS ZA TRUUUUUF stories of the goat fuckers death.
I don't trust the Frogs an inch.